Sep 30- GOA Day 4

So the ppl from Chennai reached the resort finally. We had only 4 bikes with us at that time. And now the total no of ppl turned out to be 11. Our resort was just a 10 min travel to baga beach. Now the Get together really started. Hugging ppl and exchanging greetings. The weather was cool with slight drizzles. But once these guys arrived, it started raining badly. Got into a sea face restaurant. Then the boozing session started. Meanwhile bala and stalin were on their way to Goa. The boozing+chatting+eating continued till 1 o clock. And the other 2 from banglore joined. They successfully reached Goa without any mishaps. Thanks to them. We were 14 of us from then on including KR who supposed to arrive the next day. Lots of Tuborg, Budweiser, KF, tequilas, and chicken, eggs, started flying across the tables. Ya , there were some veg Manchurian, mushroom Manchurian, panneer Manchurian ! Haha. Sad u veg guys ! . Stalin and Bala joined the dinner finally and ate the stuff we ordered for them and kept it safely in the vault. Then we rushed to the resort without getting drenched much.

Sep 30:

Now the fun starts.
Not everyone in our group knows hindi. And even whoever speaks hindi, struggle a lot in it. So during the whole dinner session, the ordering of food goes like this. Some one used to order the stuff to the person who knows hindi, and he in turn, places that order to the waiter. Lol. I had been to Goa couple of times and I know how the cops try to get money from ppl. I found they charged a person for drunk and drive. Come on.. Do they expect ppl come to goa for visiting temples !???. Sick!! Since we were 13 in number over there and we had only 5 bikes parked in the beach. We decided to take turns , dropping ppl at the resort and come back to beach to collect others. G.Rajesh Menon ( whom we call G, and will be called as G from now on in this blog ) took control of FZ. Bike riding is not a new thing to our fellas. These ppl were the one to get bikes during the college’s final year and thrashing and Vroooming all around the campus. So they just took control of each bike, saddled properly and ready to ride. After all, its Goa, wats the freaking use if u don’t ride a bike here.

Recap ...in Trichy:
Coming to the biking skills, we have a very very notorious person called Mr.Nattu (Nataraj). He is known for his story of getting caught by the traffic cops all the time during college days. We , sometimes call him ‘vibrator’ coz his whole body starts vibrating when he witness a cop even though he carries the driving license with him. Nattu, please don’t take hard huh ! ?.
I shal tell once incident about his brave endeavors. Once he was on the way to college and he was asked to pullover his bike by the cops near BHEL. Our lovable nattu didn carry his license with him and then he didn have cash also with him. The cops asked him to show the license and the other documents. Our hero is caught. But still as every1 does, he pretended to chk his purse and then the little pouch on the petrol tank. The cops knew this guy not carrying anything. But still they waited with a grim face so that they can get a lump sum from him. Suddenly Nattu drew a paper from that petrol tank pouch and showed it to the cop. It was nothing but the third cycle test paper having marks as ‘zero’ carved on it. The cop looked at him and showed that its Zero marks. LOL. Then nattu tried to persuade the cop but in vain. Finally the cop budged an inch from his stands and asked him..how much money he had. He opened his wallet and told “just 5 rupee”, showing a round 5 rupee coin. This made the cop piss off more. After a 15 mins of wait and showing all the seasons on his face (spring, autumn, winter, hot summer ) , the cop let him go. By the way, the cop managed to grab that five rupee also from him !!

The bike incident:

So lets come from trichy to Goa now. Yeah So we were going back to the resort. While on the go , I found traffic cops were on their midnight rounds . Natraj obviously forgot to take his license with him. G too didn carry his license. But still we didn show any sign of it and we moved peacefully, overtaking the cops' bike. But still to confirm whether everyone left without getting caught by the cops, me and G waited at baga circle to give a go ahead signal to our bikes following. We waved our hands to all saying ‘Everything is fine.. just go to the resort soon’ to the bikes followed us. The cops also went passing us. But we remained calm. Now the ultimate thing happened. Nattu and Kako ( Karthik mech) came in a pulsor. On seeing us, Nattu with an overwhelming joy…shouted “Hey guysssss… Why are u waiting… ?? come onnnnnnnnn !!!’ . Traffic cops saw this and they asked nattu to stop the bike. I asked G to leave this place immediately since he also didn carry a license and better not to get caught. I asked him to ride real fast and to handover the bike to me since I was carrying the license with me. Like a crew waiting for the command, G started the bike in full throttle and we were rushing on the empty road. Then I told him to stop and hand over the bike to me. Suddenly We saw a pulsor going damn fast not even caring about the road rumblers. G looked at that and told..’hey its nattu man!.. He didn stop when the cops asked to !’. LOL. Now the problem is really fishy. We followed nattu’s bike.

Nattu’s story angle: CRIME:What happened?
KUTTRAM: NADANTHATHU ENNA ?

After nattu screaming to us in the baga circle, the cops asked him to pull over the bike. Kako suddenly got an american accent and told nattu ' Hey cops da... Stop the bike !'. Then the vibrator started , but he immediately put his wagon on roll, out speeding the cops’ bike. He didn see us waiting for them . But G noticed him. Then he was just heading nowhere putting the bike in full speed. On the go , he saw a headlight in his rear mirror. Then he asked Kako to turn back to chk out who was following them. Now the first joke of the trip emerged. Kako at his best again. When nattu asked to chk who is following , Kako immediately , “ Hey, if I turn back , they will spot my face and they will track me , catch me and screw me !” . So funny. Poor nattu scolding kako , in his mind just didn have any option other than travel one more KM in full speed ?. The Headlight who followed their bike was none but me and G, trying to help them. We reached the resort and made a call to nattu. He finally came to the resort later after 10 mins. Then we started mocking Kako as usual. Nattu mocked at kako’s justification on not turning back and looking when he asked him to. Nattu told kako that the cops could easily track him using the sleeveless jockey he worn on that day .. Hahahah.. this kinda jokes happens only when we are in a group. Then we went to the beach again to collect the remaining ppl , shared the stories with them and then came back finally by 3 o clock. Transferred the photos taken to the laptop. Had chat session till 4 o clock.


Morning started at 11 o clock. Everyone was very eager to get into the beach. But there were restrictions everywhere and getting into water was prohibited due to the heavy rains. There were many red flags on the beach. Candolim beach is just 160 mtrs from the resort we stayed. So we made a plan to visit the beach after Brunch. After having food , and a 5 mins of walk from the resort, reached the beach. The beach looked so good and the waves were scaring too. The sea was totally rough and gave a ‘F*** OFF’ to all the water sports on the beach. Machan (Rajkumar) brought a football and Stalin took a Frisbee along with him. It was drizzling. We played some thing and it started to pour. Rain again !!. Ppl started accusing me , the official goa guide for the trip :P. Then we returned to the resort and got asylum to the swimming pool. Its just a 10 ft long pool. Having just 5 ft depth. But still , ppl on seeing it, started jumping in it and we took an yellow smiley ball and started to play. Now Mr. KR was on the way to Goa,. He made a call to Jack, the ripper (Senthil) and told that he was in Madgoan and asked us to tell the directions to reach the resort. Jack replied immediately, ‘Hey why u in Madgoan ?, come to goa and call us ‘. Lol. ! Amidst his urgency to get the directions , he made senthil to understand that madgaon is a part of Goa. Hahaha. We told many directions to him and also told him that we all in swimming pool now with beer in hands ?. KR asked us to remain there in the pool itself till he comes. But he arrived very late around 4 o clock. Me and bala went to pick him up and took him to the resort.

The Swimming pool :
The only entertainment in that rain. No rough waters. Nothing. Just get into it and have some swim like kid…coz its just 10ft long pool ?. Machan came with a silicon head cover …fully prepared. During the pool time, many funny things happened like switching between the sides like tennis match, Umpire crossing – G suddenly dives into the pool after having beer and do 2 laps ?. Lol. After around 3-4 hrs of so called swim in the pool, we saved our pool memories in the form of videos and photos. That was really a great day. We booked 5 rooms. Each shared by 3. But still the same Pearl hostel atmos was maintained. Suddenly 10 ppl barging into a single room and chat till 5 A.M. No one stayed alone in his room. Honestly I wud say..its really tough to organize and mobilze 14 ppl who got scattered across the country, rescheduling their leave plans , sacrificing diwali leaves etc…just for this get2gdr to happen successfully. Khudos to all the ppl.

KR , the last person to join. His story was very bad. He booked his ticket from telugu desam to goa couple of months back. It was on WL 1. And still, it remained WL 1 till the D-day . Hahaha. He managed to talk to TTR and got a berth in the SLEEPER and reached goa. Couple of my friends brought laptops and the internet USB tablets to do WFH. Sorry WFG . Work form Goa ?. Highly dedicated ppl .. hahaha.

The dinner session continues in the next blog...